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Skeletor vs. Crypt Keeper????

Ballew's Music: 2 hours Ago

 

Everyone has heard the rumors about the confrontation these masterminds had back in Sarajevo last year...

 

Everyone knows that both Skeletor and The Crypt Keeper are 2 of the most gifted axe-wielders on the planet...

 

and THEY HATE EACH OTHER!!!

 

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Here are some comments from the combatants:

 

Skeletor-  "There must be a victor"

 

Crypt Keeper- "Who the hell is Victor, and what does he have to do with any of this???

 

 

This hatred sadly stems from a whole lotta "he said, she said" comments that each receive 2nd or 3rd handed or even worse!

 

Ballew's Music proposes an old-fashioned "Head Cuttin'" to be held on neutral ground....a level playing field if you will....

 

Where better than Ballew's Music to host this once-in-a-lifetime event?

 

Monty, or 'Money' as he prefers to be called, the proprietor of Ballew's Music refused to get into specifics, but he did make this comment:

 

"Selfish as it may seem, we know we'll make millions on this deal with the Pay-Per-View Buys and all, but look at the favor we're doing for the music world....determining the true master of guitar....EVER....IN THE WORLD!!!!"

 

Invitations have been sent, so we'll keep you posted as to the particulars as they are made known to us....Stay Tuned!!